Tired of holding your tongue? Same. That’s why we created a collection of funny t-shirts that do the clapping back for you. Whether you're navigating awkward family dinners, dodging passive-aggressive co-workers, or just trying to survive late-stage capitalism with a sense of humor, we got you covered—literally.
These aren’t your average novelty tees. They're soft, ethically made, and sharp enough to slice through the nonsense. Our shirts are the sartorial equivalent of a perfectly timed mic drop.
1. "This Hoodie Pays More Taxes Than Am*z*n"
Soft, cozy, and fiscally responsible.
Ok, technically not a t-shirt. It's perfect for chilly weather and even colder commentary on the state of corporate responsibility. Bonus points if you wear it to a budget meeting or your next HOA encounter. Shop For It Here
2. "Resist (verb): A refusal to be ruled by fear, lies, or men named Donald"
Definition tees > definition of silence.
This one’s a crowd favorite for a reason. It's a wearable dictionary entry in defiance, and it pairs nicely with righteous indignation and high-waisted jeans. Shop For It Here
3. "Oligarchy Review: ⭐️☆☆☆☆ Would Not Recommend"
Capitalism, dragged. Softness, achieved.
Because if billionaires can review our lives, we can review their economic systems. Spoiler: 1 star. Would not invest. Shop For It Here
4. "If Corporations Are People, Let Them Do Jury Duty"
Still waiting for ExxonMobil to get called in.
Sharp enough to start a debate at brunch, comfy enough to finish your mimosa in peace. This one hits especially hard when paired with a voter registration card. Shop For It Here
Why Funny T-Shirts Actually Matter
Because humor is protest. Because rage is easier to carry when it’s screen-printed on ethically sourced cotton. Because you shouldn't have to explain your values—just wear them.
Seasons Foundry's funny t-shirts are for the loud, the literate, and the done-being-polite. So go ahead. Laugh a little. Stir the pot. Make someone uncomfortable.
We’ll keep the shirts coming.
