Seasons Foundry
The Oligarchy Review | Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Seasons Foundry
The Oligarchy Review | Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Seasons Foundry
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Resist Tee – For the Fearless & Fed Up
Because when your democracy gets hijacked by billionaires, lobbyists, and unelected power-hungry ghouls… you leave a review.
The Oligarchy: ⭐☆☆☆☆
“Very bad. Would not recommend.”
Snark meets substance in this brutally honest tee that says what we're all thinking. Whether you’re doomscrolling, protesting, or plotting the revolution at brunch, this shirt makes your review public.
🌱 Eco-conscious & globally printed: Printed locally through our local partnerships to reduce carbon emissions and ship faster. No billionaire overlords involved.
💪 Premium quality: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft enough to cry in. Durable enough to wear to every protest.
🧵 Tailored to fit the fed-up: Unisex, side-seamed construction for a flattering and comfortable fit—because rage should feel cozy.
🎨 Crisp, lasting print: DTG-optimized so your message stays loud, clear, and beautifully bitter.
🎨 Comes in colors fit for civil disobedience or coffee shop rants.
When life hands you oligarchy, leave a bad review—and wear it.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
