Seasons Foundry
If Corporations are People | Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Seasons Foundry
If Corporations are People | Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Seasons Foundry
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If Corporations Are People, Let Them Do Jury Duty – The Citizens United Clapback Tee
You’ve heard the line: “Corporations are people.” Cool. Then where’s their jury summons? Their awkward small talk at the DMV? Their student debt?
This shirt calls out the corporate cosplay of personhood and throws shade directly at the Supreme Court bench that made it legal.
💥 If you want to End Citizens United. Start dressing like it.
🌱 Eco-conscious & globally printed: Printed locally through our local partnerships to reduce carbon emissions and ship faster. No billionaire overlords involved.
💪 Premium quality: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft enough to cry in. Durable enough to wear to every protest.
🧵 Tailored to fit the fed-up: Unisex, side-seamed construction for a flattering and comfortable fit—because rage should feel cozy.
🎨 Crisp, lasting print: DTG-optimized so your message stays loud, clear, and beautifully bitter.
🎨 Comes in colors fit for civil disobedience or coffee shop rants.
When life hands you oligarchy, leave a bad review—and wear it.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
