This Hoodie Pays More Taxes | Unisex Pullover Hoodie | Seasons Foundry

Billionaires dodging taxes? We can’t relate — but this hoodie can.

Made for cold days and colder truths, this ultra-comfy hoodie throws fiscal punches without saying a word. Whether you're curled up on the couch or calling out corporate welfare in the group chat, this is the armor for modern-day resistance.

🧵 Heavy blend, heavyweight message:

50% cotton, 50% polyester = soft enough to snuggle in, durable enough to drag billionaires with.

💨 Air jet yarn = smoother feel, zero pilling BS.

Because the only thing we want to unravel is the tax code.

🧥 Double-lined hood & matching drawstrings:

For maximum warmth and minimal tax evasion.

🖐 Pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs & waistband with spandex:

Fits like justice — snug where it counts, flexible when you need it.

🖤 Comes in colors like “Audit Black”, “Loophole Grey”, and “Tax-the-Rich Pink.”

Wear it warm. Wear it bold. Wear it knowing this hoodie funded more public good than an entire fleet of delivery drones.