If Corporations Are People, Let Them Do Jury Duty | Unisex t-shirt | Seasons Foundry

If they’re ‘people,’ it’s time they got a summons.
This tee is soft, comfy, and packed with the kind of logic that makes CEOs sweat. If corporations want rights, they can sit through awkward courtroom icebreakers and wait six hours to be dismissed like the rest of us. Perfect for civic-minded sarcasm, courtroom fashion statements, or casual walks past your local Chamber of Commerce.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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