Make Bribery Illegal Again |Unisex t-shirt | Seasons Foundry

End Citizens United! Because apparently, legal bribery was a plot twist no one asked for.
This shirt is soft, comfy, and packed with enough sarcasm to make a lobbyist sweat. Rock it at rallies, awkward family dinners, or while googling “how is this still legal?” Let’s be real—when corporations have more rights than you, it’s time to Make Bribery Illegal Again.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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