Seasons Foundry
This Shirt Pays More Taxes | Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Seasons Foundry
This Shirt Pays More Taxes | Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Seasons Foundry
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This Shirt Pays More Taxes Than A**z*n – The Capitalist Clapback Tee
Let’s be real: this T-shirt contributed more to public schools, pothole repairs, and emergency services than a trillion-dollar megacorp. And it doesn’t even own a spaceship.
This isn’t just fashion—it’s fiscal shade in cotton form. Wear it to brunch, protests, tax season audits, or anywhere billionaires pretend to be broke.
🌱 Eco-conscious & globally printed: Printed locally through our local partnerships to reduce carbon emissions and ship faster. No billionaire overlords involved.
💪 Premium quality: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft enough to cry in. Durable enough to wear to every protest.
🧵 Tailored to fit the fed-up: Unisex, side-seamed construction for a flattering and comfortable fit—because rage should feel cozy.
🎨 Crisp, lasting print: DTG-optimized so your message stays loud, clear, and beautifully bitter.
🎨 Comes in colors fit for civil disobedience or coffee shop rants.
When life hands you oligarchy, leave a bad review—and wear it.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
