Dictatorship 101| Premium Unisex Crewneck T-shirt | Seasons Foundry

Dictatorship 101 – The Warning Label You Wear

Pop quiz, patriots: What do you call a government that…

Undermines elections?

Demonizes the press?

Worships strongmen?

Silences dissent while selling merch about "freedom"?

If you answered “Intro to Authoritarianism,” congrats—you’ve passed Dictatorship 101.

This shirt isn’t subtle. It’s a walking syllabus for spotting tyranny in real time. Wear it when the flags start looking too coordinated, when book bans hit your kid’s school, or when someone says “we need a strong leader” with just a little too much eye contact.

🌱 Eco-conscious & globally printed: Printed locally through our local partnerships to reduce carbon emissions and ship faster. No billionaire overlords involved.

💪 Premium quality: Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. Soft enough to cry in. Durable enough to wear to every protest.

🧵 Tailored to fit the fed-up: Unisex, side-seamed construction for a flattering and comfortable fit—because rage should feel cozy.

🎨 Crisp, lasting print: DTG-optimized so your message stays loud, clear, and beautifully bitter.

🎨 Comes in colors fit for civil disobedience or coffee shop rants.

When life hands you oligarchy, leave a bad review—and wear it.

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